phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

longhorse:

I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…

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Bloody Australians

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Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

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geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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idolizingidina:

"No, I’m not seasick. Yes, I have always been green. No, I didn’t eat grass as a child." —Elphaba, Wicked

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embarrassedpokerface:

i’m not that attracted to sebastian sta-

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well okay, that’s cute but-

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oh my god

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hold on don’t

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wait i’m

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JE SUS  F CUK I SAID WAIT

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i’M

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STOP

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